Lemon Family Book Club 2012
Vegan Cooking: Apple Pie Pancakes
Made these this morning after spying the recipe on one of my favourite websites, the Post Punk Kitchen. Seriously worth making, and not as complicated or time-consuming as the recipe would have you believe.
Choose whatever average sized red apples look best to you; honeycrisp, gala and fuji are all good choices. I would stay away from super tart green ones for this. Prepare the apples first then start the pancakes while the apples cook, and you should be able to get everything done in 30 minutes or so.
For Apple Topping:
4 apples, peeled, diced into 1/2 inch pieces (about 1 1/4 pounds)
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1 cup apple juice
1 tablespoon organic cornstarch or arrowroot
1 1/2 tablespoons pure maple syrup
For Pancakes:
1 cup plain almond milk (or preferred non-dairy milk)
2 teaspoons apple cider vinegar
2 tablespoons ground flax seeds (sold as flax meal)
1 1/4 cups whole wheat pastry flour (or all-purpose flour, but not regular whole wheat flour)
2 tsp baking powder
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
3/4 teaspoon ground ginger
1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg
pinch ground allspice
pinch ground cloves
1/2 tsp salt
2 tablespoons apple sauce
2/3 cup apple juice
1 tsp vanilla extract
1 tablespoon pure maple syrup
Prepare the topping:
Toss all topping ingredients in a medium (4 quart) pot, sprinkle on the cinnamon. Mix it up so that the corn starch dissolves. Use an angled wooden spoon to do the mixing since it reaches the bottom corners of the pot.
Cover pot and bring to a boil, keeping a close eye. Once boiling, lower heat to a simmer and cook for 20 more minutes, stirring occasionally. Once apples are nice and tender, smash a few of them to thicken sauce. Remove from heat and keep covered until ready to serve.
Prepare the pancakes:
Pour almond milk into a measuring cup. Mix in apple cider vinegar and ground flax seeds with a fork. Set aside; mixture will thicken.
Meanwhile, in a large mixing bowl, sift together flours, baking powder, spices and salt. Create a well in the center and add the milk mixture and the apple sauce, apple juice, vanilla and maple syrup. Use a fork to mix until relatively smooth, a few lumps are okay. Let the batter rest, and preheat a large, non-stick or cast iron pan over medium heat.
When pan is hot, spray with a thin layer of cooking spray and use an ice cream scooper or scant 1/4 cup measure to pour batter and form pancakes. If you can fit three at a time that’d be great. The pancake should start to form little air bubbles, but not as much as pancakes with oil do, so don’t worry if they don’t bubble too much. Cook until the edges are dry and the tops of the pancakes are only slightly wet, about 2 1/2 to 3 minutes, then flip and cook for 2 minutes more. Keep warm on a plate covered with tin foil until all pancakes are ready to serve.
Serve hot with apple topping.
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Holiday Advice from Wiretap
Bitten by the holiday spirit bug, WireTap regular Gregor Ehrlich has generously agreed to help solve your problems, and you sent them in by the dozens. Here's the first batch of his thoughtful replies:
"Dear Gregor: I keep buying weird things after I have had a glass or two of wine. Last night it was a giant plush snowman and multigrain ranch Pringles which were, frankly, disgusting. Please help. Signed, Danielle Lemon"
(Ed's note: True story. I did buy a giant plush snowman and multigrain ranch Pringles, and they were disgusting)
Dear Lemon:
Wine is for amateurs. Stick to my signature holiday cocktail of Tang
and Everclear. Way more efficient, packed with Vitamin C, and pretty
much shuts you down from buying anything after two glasses.
It Runs in the Family.
Season’s greetings Ms. Lemon,
I am pleased to announce that your application to cook Christmas Dinner at the home of your brother and SIL (herein referred to as “the Hosts” ) has been accepted. Kindly forward the application fee of three (3) jars of home-canned peaches and we will be happy to proceed with the planning activities listed below.
There are several key pieces of information that you must know prior to this dinner. Please read the list below in its entirety.
- Please arrive at least _ (blank) hours prior to the meal. This will be filled in after discussion with all parties and must be initialed by all parties to be considered binding.
- The guest list will include the following beings:
o Mr. Richard Lemon
o Mrs. Donna Lemon
o Mr. Alex Lemon
o Mrs. Laura Lemon*
o Ms. Danielle Lemon
o Mr. LB Lemon – Please note that this guest has special dietary needs. Mr. LB’s favorite food is turkey but he only enjoys white meat and he prefers no seasoning.
- The Hosts will provide beverages that consist of the following:
o Water
o Martinelli’s Sparkling Apple Juice™
o Assorted sparkling wines and non-sparkling wines
o Other
- The Hosts will provide a table set in the latest fashion. This will include the mandatory minimum of three (3) Christmas-y table decorations (TBD).
- The Hosts will be on hand to assist in the preparation of certain Christmas dinner foods.
- In lieu of a hosting gift, the Hosts would prefer cash ($).
In addition to the important points above, the hosts request that you provide further information in several key areas:
- Are there any ingredients needed for the dinner that the Hosts could pick up this weekend on their regular shopping trip?†
- Are there any other special things needed for the dinner that you require from the Hosts?
- Will the application fee arrive in time for this entire dinner to be pulled off?
Thank you for your application and we look forward to working with you in the near future.
Sincere Christmas regards,
The Hosts
* Denotes special guest
† Indicates mandatory response
My response:
Dear Sirs/Mesdames:
One Plus One: The Musical, January 6 & 7 at Havana
My dear (and talented) friends Gil & Sarah Jaysmith have written a beautiful musical called "One Plus One," which I have been lucky enough to workshop/demo with them on a number of occasions, singing one of the female leads, Madison. I am so excited that the show will be performed for an audience for the first time this January, at Havana Restaurant on Commercial Drive:
Guest Post by Woodwardsmile: Wrasslemania - Woodwards Holiday Tweetup!
This is a special post for the Vancouver Twitter crowd. Reaia, Dani and I live at Woodward’s and we’ve decided to organize a tweetup at La Casita’s across the street. We want to connect with people in the neighbourhood! And what better way to make a memorable first impression than with some good old fashioned wrestling?
FAQs:
1.What is a Tweetup?
A Tweetup is an event where people on Twitter meet in person. It is open to everyone on Twitter and showing up without notice is acceptable.
2. Who is Reaia?
Reaia is a working professional with many interests.
3. Who is Dani?
Dani is a performer, tech lawyer and blogger. You can find more about her at Dan With A Twist
4. Who is Zoe?
Zoe is a blogger.
5. Is the Woodward’s Tweetup only for people who live there?
NO! The Woodward’s Holiday Tweetup is open to everyone who lives, works or playsin and around Woodward’s. “In and around” can be loosely thought of as a one mile radius around Woodward’s which includes Gastown, Chinatown, Crosstown, Railtown, the DTES, and parts of downtown, Yaletown and False Creek.
5. What’s with the wrestling theme?
I thought it was really funny.
6. Are you guys really going to “wrassle” people who come to the Tweetup?
Yes. But, having said that, I do want to emphasize that wrestling is optional. We don’t want people to be discouraged from attending because they are reluctant to fight.
7. What is the hashtag for this event?
#Wrassle
I really want to encourage you to come to this tweetup, especially if you’ve never been to one before. You’ll find that Reaia, Dani and I are outgoing but gentle people, and we have different personalities, which means chances are good that you’ll like at least one of us.
If you are planning to come, please leave a comment on this post or message one of us Twitter!
See you at La Casita’s!
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New Favourite: Juice Truck's To Die For Banana Bread Smoothie
We've all done it - licked the wooden spoon or the beaters after making a cake. And the problem is - there's never enough to really satisfy that cake-batter craving. Well, my pals at the Juice Truck and Erin Ireland, Metro food writer, To Die For Banana Bread empress, and all-around delightful lassie, have come up with something that fills that sinful void - the To Die For Banana Bread Smoothie.
FCP Presents: The Temperamentals, Nov. 22 - Dec. 3
Fighting Chance Productions, who I've performed with in Sweeney Todd and A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the Forum, is presenting the Canadian premiere of Jon Marans' The Temperamentals at the PAL, November 22 - December 3. The play is the story of the founding of the Mattachine Society, one of the first LGBT rights organizations in America. I interviewed the cast for Fighting Chance's websites, and my interviews (and tickets to the show) can be found here.