I'm in Orlando for work, and heading to Atlanta tomorrow. As I was heading to my hotel room tonight, I passed a teenage girl with the same green hair as me. We gave each other the secret cool-green-hair-girl salute. Her mom gasped and insisted we take a picture together. Afterwards, I told the girl a secret: "I'm a corporate lawyer. Please remember, you can be whatever you want to be, it doesn't matter what colour your hair is." I hope she remembers. She promised me she would.