Alright, I'll admit it, I am addicted to celebrity gossip. And one of my favorite sites is Lainey Gossip, run by a Vancouver journalist. One of her favorite targets is Miley Cyrus, who is too ridiculous for words.
Anyway, Miley was on Jonathan Ross on Friday night and it was horrific. So I sent the following email to Lainey:
Ugh. Please oh please, for the love of all that is cringe-worthy, you must find and watch this. Here are my personal highlights of Miley Cyrus on Friday Night with Jonathan Ross (UK late-night talk show) tonight. Note: Other guests are Helen Mirren (!!!) and Simon Pegg (!!!)
1. Talking in a British accent to the British host. In front of a British audience. AND HELEN MIRREN. Her accent is worse than Britney's fake British accent in the Adnan Era. I had to change the channel, I was so embarassed.
2. Miley: What I want to do is film. I don't want to do this forever. My next role will be a bit more dramatic. It's written by Nicholas Sparks and...
Jonathan: Are you playing a ninja?
Miley: Ooooh...I'd like to play a ninja. Or the Queen. SHE (referring to Helen Mirren) would give (the role) to me, she likes me.
Jonathan: You can say her name, she's right there (gesturing to Helen Mirren) Miley: No. I don't want to. This is all about ME. This is MY press time.
3. Jonathan: Do you want to know what my favorite part of the movie is?
Miley: Me?
4. Miley (as Jonathan is wrapping up): Say hello to Helen for me. Give her a hug. Say hi from
me. I really like Helen, actually (said with wonder, like this is a big surprise, like HELEN MIRREN is an acquired taste).
Oooooooooooh my god. It is possibly the most obnoxious I have ever seen Ms. Miley. I loved it but also wanted to throw knives at my TV.
Anyway, Lainey picked up on it!
http://www.laineygossip.com/Miley_Cyrus_disrespects_Helen_Mirren_on_Jonathan_Ross.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0
Am sad she didn't give me a shout-out, as she usually does. I will live in quiet satisfaction that I was able to scoop Lainey.
Love the gossip.
Anyway, Miley was on Jonathan Ross on Friday night and it was horrific. So I sent the following email to Lainey:
Ugh. Please oh please, for the love of all that is cringe-worthy, you must find and watch this. Here are my personal highlights of Miley Cyrus on Friday Night with Jonathan Ross (UK late-night talk show) tonight. Note: Other guests are Helen Mirren (!!!) and Simon Pegg (!!!)
1. Talking in a British accent to the British host. In front of a British audience. AND HELEN MIRREN. Her accent is worse than Britney's fake British accent in the Adnan Era. I had to change the channel, I was so embarassed.
2. Miley: What I want to do is film. I don't want to do this forever. My next role will be a bit more dramatic. It's written by Nicholas Sparks and...
Jonathan: Are you playing a ninja?
Miley: Ooooh...I'd like to play a ninja. Or the Queen. SHE (referring to Helen Mirren) would give (the role) to me, she likes me.
Jonathan: You can say her name, she's right there (gesturing to Helen Mirren) Miley: No. I don't want to. This is all about ME. This is MY press time.
3. Jonathan: Do you want to know what my favorite part of the movie is?
Miley: Me?
4. Miley (as Jonathan is wrapping up): Say hello to Helen for me. Give her a hug. Say hi from
me. I really like Helen, actually (said with wonder, like this is a big surprise, like HELEN MIRREN is an acquired taste).
Oooooooooooh my god. It is possibly the most obnoxious I have ever seen Ms. Miley. I loved it but also wanted to throw knives at my TV.
Anyway, Lainey picked up on it!
http://www.laineygossip.com/Miley_Cyrus_disrespects_Helen_Mirren_on_Jonathan_Ross.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0
Am sad she didn't give me a shout-out, as she usually does. I will live in quiet satisfaction that I was able to scoop Lainey.
Love the gossip.